MEMBERS!! Enter Here!!!
(Logins are case sensitive. Enter username and password EXACTLY as they appear!)
Hello, and welcome to my first big commercial venture! I'm a lousy salesperson, but I'll try to explain how this works.
Ready? Ok, here goes:
You give me money, and I give you nudie pics to wank to!
Well, that's about it. Let's move on.
So you're dying to know what's in my really boring pay section, huh. OK, I won't keep you in suspense any longer... (Drum roll, please!)
Naked pictures of me. Lots of them.
Yup... that pretty much covers it!
Now just in case you're not whipping out your wallet and yelling "Where do I sign up?", here's exactly what you and your big stiffy get for a small fee:
The Really Boring Layout of the Week
The Really Boring Video Clip of the Week
The Complete 'Pic of the Week' Archives
Original Asia Wallpapers & Screensavers
And the Massively Boring AsiaPics Archive
My archives include over 1000 Asia pics, neatly thumbnailed and organized into boy/girl, girl/girl, & solo galleries, from past magazine spreads, new website-exclusive shoots, movie stills like my infamous "A is for Asia" anal scenes... you get the idea. (OK, OK, I confess! The reason I think the Paysection is BORING is because I have to do all the SCANNING!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!)
The first month of unlimited wanking is:
$15.00
And every month after that is:
$10.00
I'll automatically renew your membership each month until you decide to cancel. (To cancel, just e-mail the address on the Asia Carrera Customer Service FAQs page) And no, you can't get a refund after you've gotten your username and password, nice try! I told you exactly what's in there, so NO REFUNDS! I will personally lead the lynch mob against any buttmunch who puts my merchant account at risk with a phony chargeback!!! (Just imagine how unpopular you'd be if I lost my website and it was all YOUR fault!!!)
SO YOU WANT IN? THEN...
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
WebTV users - Sorry, WebTV's are unable to enter the paysection presently, due to technological difficulties beyond my geek abilities! But I am working on it...
Foreign users - Sorry, no foreign credit card signups! You can join by sending a check or money order in U.S. $$$ to "Asia Carrera, 22647 Ventura Blvd #371, Woodland Hills, CA 91364".
MEMBERS!! Enter Here!!!
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